No News is Good News

Lots has been happening in the last week, with some meaty changes and happenings in search. I have also been pulling together some of the questions that visitors have sent me, so if your one of them then expect an answer to it over the next day or two.

I can answer one or two questions immediately though.

1. I would not like to enlarge my manhood

2. I do not need to reduce my mortgage

3. I really don’t think my wife would approve of  my new Russian Bride, so I will pass on meeting you, even though you are in town tonight.

4. My sexual health is just fine, I feel like a real man already, and I do not want to ‘make her happy all night’ We have a child for heavens sake, she has to get out of bed early in the mornings .

5. I do not want a replica Rolex, I had a real one and it didn’t keep time that well, also you need a  winch to view it as lifting your own arm up is out of the question thanks to the sheer weight.

Hopefully that answers the easy questions, that I KNOW you have all been waiting to hear answered 🙂

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One Response to “No News is Good News”

  1. Misery loves company, or so they say. Glad to hear I am not the only one who gets offers to enlarge manhood, reduce mortgage, get a Russion bride, improve my sexual health and get a replica rolex. 😉